Sunday, November 16, 2008


Yeah Yeah I know that George Bush Jr is a crappy president and he's always saying stupid things...

"There's an old saying in Tennessee-- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee-- that says, fool me once, shame on-- shame on you. Fool me-- you can't get fooled again"

I mean always saying stupid things. But don't you think he'd make a funny Grandpa or something. Not a president for sure but I think I'd be happy if I had a cool Grandpa like that. He would probably get me drunk.

"Obama!" Bush exclaimed, according to Obama's account of the meeting in his second memoir. "Come here and meet Laura. Laura, you remember Obama. We saw him on TV during election night. Beautiful family. And that wife of yours -- that's one impressive lady."

The two men shook hands and then, according to Obama, Bush turned to an aide, "who squirted a big dollop of hand sanitizer in the president's hand."

Bush then offered some to Obama, who recalled: "Not wanting to seem unhygienic, I took a squirt."

Friday, November 14, 2008

top ten

1. Tomorrow I am turning 24 years old and I think my face is going to fall off.

2. A 24 year old taught me how to drive when I was 16... and she was old, I bet her face has already fallen off by now.

3. I'm getting ready to go to work and the sun is about to set.

4. I tried to work tomorrow but they told me that I should have my birthday off. I told them I want to start not remembering how old I am.

5. The funny thing is that I wrote my birthday on the calendar at work so who is the joke on now. 

6. What if I was really born on the 20th of July and I just wanted a day off or a present.

7. Does this mean I have to start doing something with my life?

8. And when does this mid life crisis start? I mean seriously.

9. I'm also going to Thanksgiving in Utah and my best friend is turning 21 the day before.

10. OLD FOGEY